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Joke of the Day

"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."

"A giraffes' tongue is 18 inches long. Good thing it's not 12 inches long. Otherwise, it would be a foot."

"What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ? You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship."

"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."

"I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending."

"I used to Remember Leonardo DiCaprio When I was feeling down. Unfortunately I still remember him."

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"knock knock..."

"What do you call a bear with no hair? Bare"

"I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out."