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Joke of the Day

"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."

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"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."
"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain."
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
"Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets? They're huge blubbermouths."
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"Why can't I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?"
"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""