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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no hair? Bare"
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"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"
"Hope to get down to a weight where people don't think I have an opinion on movies."
"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin Catholic."
"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."
"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"
"'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .' So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas."
"How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal"
"My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, ""Why?"" ""Because it *looks* like you've just had sex,"" he said, zipping his trousers."