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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending."
Next Joke
"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."
"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."
"I just got off the phone with God. He's pretty bummed out. Poor guy has a huge crush on an atheist, but she doesn't even know he exists."
"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything."
"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"
"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"
"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"
"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"