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Joke of the Day

"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."

"Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word"

"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"

"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."

"I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool."

"*a man runs into the bar* ""HELP HELP, IS ANYONE HERE COUSINS WITH BON JOVI?"" *my date looks at me, I do nothing, my lies are now exposed*"

"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."