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Joke of the Day

"The Suicide Bomber Teacher said to his student... ""Come here and listen closely, I'm only gonna show you this once""..."

"How do you get a fire started? You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."

"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"

"""Surely EVERYONE pisses in the shower?"" I protest as I'm dragged out of Ikea"

"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."

"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"

"You should never trust a molecule They make up everything."

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction We're trying to get our membership up"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."

"A priest and a rabi are walking down the street... And they see a little boy. The priest says,""Hey, we should go screw that little boy."" And the rabi says,""Oh yeah? Out of what."""