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Joke of the Day

"You should never trust a molecule They make up everything."

"What causes something to go up and then down? Viagra falls"

"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""

"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."

"What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer."

"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"Doctor: ""Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"" Patient: ""Oh my god. What is the cure??!"""

"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."

"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"