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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."

"I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him"

"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""

"What's bad about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."

"The twin towers remind me of genders There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them"

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!"

"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."

"Earlier today, I made up a joke to tell you guys, but um... tsh."

"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"