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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."
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"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."
"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."
"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
"Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country"
"I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos."
"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"
"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."
"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"
"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"