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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"
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"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"
"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
"*fart noise* ME: it was your dog. I swear! GIRL: my dog died last year you liar GHOST DOG: theres no way she's gonna sleep with you now lmao"
"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"
"Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans? They use a conveyor belt."
"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."
"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."
"This month is so 08/15"
"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"