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Joke of the Day
"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."
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"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."
"6, holding a pic of me pregnant with him, ""Why are you SO FAT?"" Me, ""You're inside my tummy."" 6, ""That's DISGUSTING."" Me, ""It gets worse.."""
"I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low."
"*puts words between two asterisks*"
"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"
"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."
"Every yo-yo trick should be called ""no friends."""
"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""
"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"