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Joke of the Day
"Broken toilet = Bad shituation."
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"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."
"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."
"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."
"What is Sean Connery's favorite dish? A seizure salad."
"*sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait-- WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT"
"[after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager.. *texts her 47 years later* ""Had a great time the other night :)"""
"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."
"So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street... Anyways he turned out to be a drug dealer, and I'm not sure what they were laced with but I just keep trippin'."