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Joke of the Day
"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!"
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."
"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout ""Down syndrome"""
"When I went away for a lengthy business trip my wife and kids threw a big party... According to the email."
"Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think"
"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."
"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"
"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"
"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."