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Joke of the Day
"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!"
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"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."
"What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ? A brother, because you can choose your friends."
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
"I like Viagra so much... I literally have a hard on for it."
"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"
"Adam and Eve Did you know Eve was the first carpenter? She made Adam's banana stand."
"My sex life"
"Why can't you checkmate a christian? Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist."