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Joke of the Day

"When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout ""Down syndrome"""

"I'm in an Uber going 100mph the wrong way on the freeway and the driver's girlfriend keeps calling and screaming at him on speakerphone"

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"why don't blondes make good cowgirls? they can't keep their calves together"

"Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be."

"it's a status....not your diary..."

"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"

"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"

"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."