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Joke of the Day
"Thomas Jefferson's dad's name was Thomas Jefferdad. Really makes you think"
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"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome."
"The human race won't go extinct when our blood turns into high fructose corn syrup Our demise will come when hummingbirds figure it out"
"""Hi, I'd like a Junior McChicken and a cheeseburger please."" ""$3.23."" ""Oh, and a bottle of water."" ""$87.54. Please drive thru."""
"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"
"What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have? 404"
"Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is"
"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."
"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"
"(Macbeth and lady Macbeth) ""I killed King Duncan"" Macbeth wtf!! ""You told me to!!"" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage"