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Joke of the Day

"When I went away for a lengthy business trip my wife and kids threw a big party... According to the email."

"I once had this amazing handicapped friend. He wanted to be a stand up comedian."

"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""

"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."

"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"

"A skeleton goes into a bar, orders a beer and a mop."

"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."

"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."