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Joke of the Day

"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

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"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."
"Me: *taps one-night-stand on forehead* Unfollowed. One-Night-Stand: It doesn't work like that... Me: *taps him on forehead again* Blocked."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
"TIL that there is an animal with an asshole on its back A Police Horse"
"My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now."
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"
"I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop!"
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