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Joke of the Day

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies...... a couple of swallows !!"

"If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work."

"Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best... but I don't believe in cons' piracy theories."

"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"

"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"

"[Driving w/date in car] Date [turns radio to country] Me [reaches over date, opens passenger door] This isn't working. [Hits eject button]"

"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"

"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? A cemetery"

"Why is a buffet like a strip club? You'll regret going to a cheap one."

"What do you call a fast, Spanish paedophile? Rapedo"