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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
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"My sex life is like Coca-Cola; first it was normal, then light and now zero."
"Just asked my wife what she's ""burning up for dinner"" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings."
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."
"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"""Nothing there? Better bark at it."" - a dog"
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"
"How can you tell that pirates hid the communist manifesto Because an ""X"" Marx the spot"