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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
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"The last time Japan upset a nation this much was December 7th, 1941."
"My body is well-defined. If you look under the word ""flabby""."
"Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect."
"[high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life"
"My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes..."
"""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"" ""Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"" ""Not this time. Our dog died."""
"Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back."
"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."
"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."