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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"

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"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."
"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"
"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."
"Two men were out hunting together... (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc"
"I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it."
"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"Batman's identity revealed Batman was identified as Christian Bale Sunday when he didn't show up at church..."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but it's more than 5 because my basement is still dark..."