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Joke of the Day

"Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw."

"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"

"Facebook told me my new password was too long... All I typed in was ""My Dick""."

"You know how to spell ""Canada"" right? ""C - Eh - N - Eh - D - Eh"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?"

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."

"Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast."

"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."

"Why couldn't the Italian get into his house? Because he had gnocchi."

"They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow... But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later."