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Joke of the Day

"I think the problem is that I'm 20% stud and 80% muffin."

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."

"I like my women like I like my steak Dead"

"Did you hear the joke about Ebola? ...well you're probably not going to get it."

"The Reds are going to The Series this year."

"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""

"Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon."

"Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it's expected that you'll continue to speak w/accent after you're hired"

"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."

"Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food."