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Joke of the Day

"I think the problem is that I'm 20% stud and 80% muffin."

"How do Reavers clean their harpoons? They put them through the Wash."

"For a first date date, my girlfriend wasn't impressed when I tried to drive over the frozen lake drunk. But, it was an icebreaker."

"If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym."

"Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called ""I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to"

"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."

"Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!"

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"Why was the Astronaut cold? He forgot to bring a space heater."

"What do you call a Jewish stoner with Downs Syndrome? A twice baked potato"