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Joke of the Day

"What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth? The front row of a Willie Nelson concert."

"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."

"The Golden Globes are like the Oscars produced by a former Soviet republic."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"

"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"

"Did you hear about the man that lost half of his body? He's all right now."

"Why did the acid perform poorly? Because it didn't concentrate."

"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."

"This week in Science: MRI technology and thought processing... are a hell of a lot cooler than last week"