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Joke of the Day
"Boobs are proof that guys can pay attention to two things at once"
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"If I were a piano... ...I'd make sure my life ends on a high note."
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"""I want a guy who treats me right, listens to me and makes me feel good. But until then, I'll keep dating a$$holes and complaining."" Women"
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"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""