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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man that lost half of his body? He's all right now."
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"What do you call a black jew? Overcooked"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day? ...just think about it."
"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"
"Where do fleas go to surf? To the microwave."
"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"
"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."
"Shout out to my body for reminding me that, while I'm too old to have the tiny waist of a 15yo, I'm not too old for a pimple on the forehead"
"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"
"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."