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Joke of the Day
"The Golden Globes are like the Oscars produced by a former Soviet republic."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."
"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."
"Nice job, whoever chose the word ""monosyllabic"" for that."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."
"[texting] Wife: Clean out your bowels. Me: OK. Wife: *bowls. The ones in the sink Me: *chugging laxatives* Damn it."
"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."
"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."
"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"