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Joke of the Day
"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."
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"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."
"Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants. My dad called that one The Standard"
"Oh you're upset about a thing? Allow me to remind you that there are other, more upsetting things. Somehow I think this should help you"
"Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough."
"Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!"
"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."
"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"