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Joke of the Day
"I celebrated 4/20 on January 5th. I know how to reduce fractions."
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"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"
"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"
"Drop what you're doing right now and go take a look at tonight's moon in the iPhone weather app. Gorgeous."
"So I called my friend turkey and I said to him ""Turkey, la gente esta muy loca. What the cluck?"""
"I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as your facebook status It will forever change history."
"Why is PMS called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was taken."
"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."
"Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding."
"There needs to be a Meat Likers Pizza for those of us afraid of commitment."