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Joke of the Day

"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."

"It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang."

"Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said ""Surprise me"". Hope she likes her new pet python."

"DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a"

"If you can't be interesting, please at least have a completely insane allergy."

"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."

"I would put a webcam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."

"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."