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Joke of the Day
"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."
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"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair."
"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near..... Because your an asshole that's why, dickweed"
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."
"A young boy who has diarrhea asks his mom for some viagra... She asks him why on earth he would want that, and the boy replies, ""isn't that the stuff you give Dad when his shit isn't hard?"""
"What does a ghost say after a bad joke? Booo Hahahaha *I'm so lonely*"
"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."
"I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner."
"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant"