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Joke of the Day
"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."
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"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."
"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"
"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."
"People at work say i'm unnecessarily rude ... but i say fuck those cunts."
"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"
"If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money"
"We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing."
"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"
"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."