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Joke of the Day
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"
"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"
"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"So there're these two fish in a tank... and the one fish turns to the other and says, ""Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Told my girlfriend to watch out! It might smell in the bathroom... She asked if I had used the air freshener. ""yeah, I did"" ""Oh so it smells like shitrus."" man she's funny."
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."