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Joke of the Day

"DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a"

"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."

"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end."

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"

"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."

"""Whats the deal with all this airline food?"" -Sharks in Malaysia"

"What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled? What have I got to luge?"

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."