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Joke of the Day
"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."
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"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."
"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."
"Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock? She saw his Onix harden."
"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."
"What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli."
"I've waited all year to post this this"
"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."
"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."
"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"