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Joke of the Day
"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."
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"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius."
"Q: What do outlaws eat with their milk? A: Crookies."
"What is an Eskimos best friend? pol ice"
"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye"
"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."
"Roses... Roses are red violets are blue - I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
"Can a ninja bring a ninja star into the airport? Shuriken."