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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with spoiled fish food? Load it in the chum dumpster."

"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!"

"[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like."

"The US government had a shutdown."

"I wasn't kicking you. I was encouraging you to get the hell out of my way."

"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."

"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."

"I invented a new word! React!"