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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word! React!"
Next Joke
"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""
"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
"If by 'lucky' you mean I remember to clean the lint trap so it doesn't self combust, then yes, I'm up all night to get lucky. . . Again."
"My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"
"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"