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Joke of the Day
"How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!"
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"What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine? After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around."
"Twitter updated their Terms of Service. Now it just says ""Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."""
"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."
"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."
"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."
"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"
"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."
"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"
"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."