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Joke of the Day

"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."

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"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."
"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"
"Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill."
"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."
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"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"
"Fortune tellers I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?"
"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."