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Joke of the Day

"I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were. It was a real trip down mammary lane."

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"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."
"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"
"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ... Then it hit me!"
"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."
"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."
"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground? *spits*"
"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"
"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."