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Joke of the Day
"What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea."
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"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."
"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."
"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden? He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing."
"The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place."
"My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband."
"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."
"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"