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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""

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"Around my neighborhood I'm affectionately known as ""Please stop taking pictures of my flowers you weirdo."""
"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"
"""Man, what's eating you today? *looks down* I Don't know.... GET IT OFF OF ME!!!"
"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."
"*hands note Boss: *reading* 'Please excuse my son from' Ridiculous! You're working! *thinking* I practiced my Mom's signature for nothing"
"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""
"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"
"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"
"A tall guy in movie theater just sat in front of me and he's on a date so he's going to have good posture the whole time this sucks"