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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."

"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."

"How do you censor real life hentai? Pubes"

"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."

"Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter."

"A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: ""I'm going to stay clean this time"" The doctor replied: ""I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"""

"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"

"I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck."