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Joke of the Day

"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"

"After hearing that Diarrhea causes the most deaths... I realized I'm next. Diarrhea's hereditary, and it runs in my genes."

"The more ""normal"" you try to be, the less interesting people like myself will find you."

"Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut? A: Eclipse it."

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."

"LPT: Never use hyperbole."

"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."

"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"