202526

Joke of the Day

"Meta Knight walks into a restaurant... There is no counter."

Next Joke
 
"I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung"
"I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. What do I have? Someone else's pants."
"Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right."
"Calling 911 Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe"
"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."
"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"