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Joke of the Day
"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."
"I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding."
"After the election, everyone wonders why people voted for Trump. The French know the answer 'Ils se sont trumpe' (I was wrong = je me suis trompe)"
"So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing... i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, ""It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."""
"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut you racist."
"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !"
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"