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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."

"What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"How did little Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"

"Do you know why ladies call my penis a flight stick? Because it makes them sore."

"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."

"69% of people... find something dirty in every fucking sentence."

"I think you scientists did a great job of making old people's d-i-c-k-s hard. How 'bout you guys take a look at cancer and stuff now."