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Joke of the Day
"I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck."
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"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."
"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."
"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"
"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."
"""So you spend 6 bucks on a beverage that has no booze in it on purpose?"" -me to everyone at Starbucks."
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""
"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"
"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."