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"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"

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"Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument... They seem to have diverging opinions."
"Dark Humour - Baby in Blender Q : When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ? A : So that you can see the expression on the face........."
"""Pilot season"" in Hollywood is when TV networks pay writers millions of dollars to think of ways people could move in together."
"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."
"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"
"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"
"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."
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