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Joke of the Day
"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
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"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"
"I would be a better president than Donald Trump This is probably the wrong place to post this because that's not a fucking joke."
"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""
"My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said ""then throw down a beat"""
"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"
"I should start to buy, slaughter and sell baby camels that way I can sell young camel toe."
"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"