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Joke of the Day
"My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said ""then throw down a beat"""
Next Joke
"I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave."
"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
"So my software came in today ... My mom asked if it was the curtains she ordered. I opened the box and turned around. ""Nope, just my Windows."" edit: [windows](https://i.imgur.com/niu6mMM.jpg)"
"Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !"
"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."
"What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers? The thot police! ^^^^PleaseDon'tBeTooHardOnMe."
"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"
"""I don't want this holiday to end mummy!"" ""Don't worry Madeleine, it won't"""