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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
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"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."
"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"An englishman a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar The welshman isn't there because he's still at the euros"
"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."
"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"
"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."
"Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. ""Good Lord!"" he says. ""His burrito levels are off the charts!"" - from my autopsy"
"Fastfood Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries! Man: Right here! Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight. Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait... Clerk: >:D"