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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"

"I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked."

"TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub."

"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."

"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."

"How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore."

"""Expires 4/2013""??? What a boring-ass Snapple Fact"

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke...."

"The circles under my eyes are so dark, Animal Planet is following me around filming a documentary about a raccoon out of its natural habitat"

"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."