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Joke of the Day

"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""

"How do you teach a Jew to pay attention? You send him to a concentration camp."

"A man walks into a hotel with his family. He tells the clerk: ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies: ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck. """

"guy next to me on my flight is just staring forward. no movie, no book, nothing. so its been nice knowing you I'm about to be murdered"

"Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Trump hates saying ""yes"" to Mexicans so much We may as well call him the ""Not Si"" President"

"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."

"Hey Mark, do you want a threesome? So go home fast. Perhaps you arrive on time."

"What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator."