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Joke of the Day
"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"
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"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."
"Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple."
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."
"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"
"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."
"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."
"TIL the word ""Muppet"" is a combination of ""marionette"" and ""puppet"". It's like how the word ""mobster"" is a combination of ""man"" and ""lobster""."
"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"